Today's healthy recipe is hawaiin pizza. Easiest recipe ever....
Sit on your ass on comfiest sofa (or chair) possible with remote control in one hand, phone in the other. Call Domino's, which of course you have on speed dial, while saying prayers of gratitude for Two for One Tuesdays. Use hubby's AMEX card, seeing as your cards were all stolen the previous day by a bunch of punk ass ASBO wannabe's. Do not get on the scales. Do not count calories. Do not go upstairs to look at your ass in the full length mirror. Do not bother to order diet coke instead of regular to save a few calories and do not (gasp) attempt to go the gym after said pizza. Trust me. Wayyyyyy too painful. Promise yourself that tomorrow you will embark on Beyonce's liquid honey and cayenne pepper diet for at least two days whilst already imagining how you will fall off THAT wagon by consuming way too many chocolate hobnobs with your sugar filled tea at morning playgroup.
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